Somewhere in Dubai there is a really cute card that looks just like this one filled with lots of lovely words that explain why you are quite simply one of my most treasured friends. However, your card got lost in the mail *sob* and after 2 weeks of excitedly waiting for you to receive it, I’ve given up as I’m too giddy and I can’t wait another second to pop the question.
(I have no idea what Simon is trying to do with that napkin but the only other photo I could find was of us meeting Boyzone Beyonce in 2004.)
So, Miss Wright, I have a teeny tiny favour to ask. By the time I walk down the aisle, we’ll have been friends for 30 years. *gasp* Our friendship has travelled from New York to St Tropez and even though we only see each other every so often due to your glamourous life in Dubai, when we do it’s like nothing has changed. Our friendship has survived everything from frightful matching bikinis (Tammy Girls finest) to that fight we had when we were seven when you had more sparkly gold stars than me but I love you more than chips and chocolate and my life simply wouldn’t be the same without you. Without you, I would never have discovered the delights of eyelash curlers or met Ricky Martin. Lifelong friends are rare and that’s why I couldn’t say I do without you. WILL YOU BE MY BRIDESMAID?
PS You are not alone in the duty of shoehorning me into a dress and making sure I look thinner than everyone at the wedding.
PPS If this means gruelling PT sessions in Dubai I suppose I could be forced.
Meet The Team…
Daisy Roche:Sister from another MR. Instigator of life’s funniest moments so far. Most likely to be wearing a full brief. Also most likely to flash bridal party with said brief.
Rebecca Byron:Partner in Crime/biggest cheerleader. Keeper of my most scandalous secrets. Most likely to have a dance off.
Daniella Moncrieff:High school homie/all round bad influence. The glaze to my doughnut. Witness to my drunkest moments. Most likely to get the Jaeger in.
